Why the next two weeks of all weeks???

so with easter just around the corner i am working everynight that i have available which is not the days i go to school. well with that a very speical event is happening on the 14 and i have to go to school and the day before i have to work and i cant even go to dinner at the pasketts :( which i love. and on the 15 i have to work so i came up with the idea that i will make a cake and before i go to school celebrate it all by myself. as my family will be at school and work. o by the way the speical event is my BIRTHDAY!!!! but i decided because im all grown up and i cant celebrate it NO ONE IS TO GET ME ANYTHING!!! GOT IT!! just birthday wishes would be good!!! yes miss mellisa that mean you!!!
o going on last sunday before general conference kim and darwin handed me a lesson plan for sunday school and said we think you really nedd to do this one. and kim said i want pat to do it but darwin says you need to do it. great lets boost my selfesteem not make it drop. well so i said fine and kim said by the way we may have some stake vistors GREAT!!!! talk about pressure so i went home and ran into my moms room (She left schurch early cuz of her foot) and broke down crying telling her i could not do this task NO WAY she told me to pray about it and i did and thought fine i'll do it. she also said OOO FUN IM COMING TO YOUR CLASS TO WATCH!! so today i told her she is not to judge me on my lesson!!! she said fine she guess she would have to oblige. well so saturday the day of general conference looking at my schedule for the week i noticed i had a dentist appointment and guess what it;s not your normal cleaning one i get to hae the pleasure of having # crowns done at one time now these are lets put the permants on these are the lets dig your tooth out and make you swolen and live on pain pills... see i swell really bad when thay work on my mouth and i bleed really bad. so i walked right upstairs and said to my mom " SATAN IS TRYING TO RUIN THIS LESSON FOR ME!!" my mom looked at me and burst out laughing and siad why do you say that??? and i said "i have to have a triple crown done i'm going to look like a monkey and talk like a giraffe!!! and i have to talk about marriage in this lesson i think i should just give in and say i QUIT well i soon realized that maybe i do need this lesson and i'll just do it and pray that i look some whatnormal so they are listening to the lesson and not looking at my monkey face!!!
then i found out that you can graduate from institute. so on april the 26 i have a ceremony and i get a certificate of achievment so i really dont want to go but my mom thinks it's important and i'm slowly warming up to the idea until i asked my dad to come.. his birthday is the day before and he said im going camping for my birthday but ill see what i can do the thing is my ceremony is on a sunday and its at 7 pm he's like its not like your getting anything to important. so i lost it and decided that i wasnt going but my mom said to invite grandparents who will most likely not go becaude they step foot in a church for mission farewells homecoming or baby blessings or if their is a reception. that is their rule. so i did invite some friends and i sure hope that they can smoe just so it's not my mother and i sitting on the bench. so if yoou would like to come be my adoptive family let me know!!! ha ha just kidding.
well that is my rant for today as i soon will find out that my week will get worse watch i'll have to like give a talk in sacrament with a monkey face!! THIS IS NOT AN INVITATION TO ASK ME!!!